The Sloppy Nog:
Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.
First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!
This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.
Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.
Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.
First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!
This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.
Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.
John: Did you and Lisa have a good night?
Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!
John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?
Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.
Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!
John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?
Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.
by Lord Balthazar the Third December 13, 2018
Get the Sloppy Nogmug. A drink blacks love around Christmas according to one of my friends Darrell. Made with half watermelon drink and half vodka = Nig Nog
by Bust At Em December 21, 2010
Get the Nig Nogmug. When there is such a person, who reminds you oh too much of egg nog- but alas, they have a certain.. faggyness to them.
Hence: fag nog.
Hence: fag nog.
by Your Lord Superior March 27, 2009
Get the Fag Nogmug. by rylo the f--k December 1, 2009
Get the space nogmug. by keith simms December 17, 2007
Get the man nogmug. This phrase has absolutely _no_ racial dimension, despite appearances. It is a Northern British (e.g. Yorkshire) term referring to a silly person. It does not derive from nigger and should not be considered racist at all.
by Christopher P Martin June 19, 2006
Get the nig-nogmug. an insult used to show your displeasure towards someone who is struggling to get up something or get something up
by Cragles June 15, 2016
Get the Nog Headmug.