Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

Girth worm

Dead penis.

Dude, look at that girth worm. It looks like it crawled out of a steak brain!

by vealteen March 14, 2010

Incredible girth

The inexplicable, unexplainable, incomprehensible powerhouse in which a man can possess in his pants.

Diana: “Do you know that new guy in the office?”
Rebecca: “Oh you mean Chody, yeah he’s such a man.”
Gus (popping out of nowhere): “yeah I was peeing in the urinal next to him and I took a peak and that man has INCREDIBLE GIRTH.”

by Navajoboi November 24, 2018

Girth maxing

The act of squeezing your fat juicy veiny cock causing the blood to expand and making it appear bigger, if continued it would cause the penis to grown larger but be warned if continued the girth max monster will come and slaughter everyone you know and loved to the fact of ur cock being larger

Joshua “I was just girth maxing”
Thomas “I can tell”

by Goin master November 5, 2025

Girth check

1) a request for your bro to examine your girth to make sure it's sufficient

2) an emergency request for you bro to thoroughly examine your cock to make sure it has not decreased in size, especially the girth department

Hey Giancarlo, can I get a girth check? I'm worried I'm not as girthy as I should be!!

by Jarhominid766 October 9, 2025

girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024