girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024

Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

girth maxing

grow your penis

john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.

by bennettjohn May 25, 2024

girth

How long something is in circumference, especially your penis. 4.5-5.0 inches is the average penile girth, which a woman should feel.

I had a good time pounding my gf last night with thick 4.5 inch girth penis.

by shortstring June 21, 2021

Girth

A big dick

“Yeah my gf always talks abt her exes girth”
“You should break up with her bro

by ZDaddy ZDaddy March 23, 2022

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

Fake Girth

When a HSC student bring in the margins of their paper excessively to falsely allude to using multiple booklets.

"Did you hear that Tom used 3 booklets in his legal studies trial?"
"Yeah apparently it was fake Girth though"

by Popping cherries August 26, 2020