Ninja Turdle

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

by Baindawg December 4, 2012

Ninja twerk

verb. Quickly approaching an unsuspecting person and violently twerking against them before quickly running away. Ninja outfit optional.

That fine ass female surprised me in the club my ninja twerking. I sure wish Janice from human resources would ninja twerk on my D.

by Wimermeter February 26, 2015

ninjable

A verb describing a complex task that may only be possible to complete by a ninja.

Hacking this code will be ninjable.

by analogjedi March 30, 2015

nincompoopers

a group of stupid people

you guys are nincompoopers!!

by snickledumper January 27, 2015

Scuba Ninja

A nickname used by U.S. military special operations soldiers to denote Paramilitary Operations Officers of the CIA's Special Activities Division.

Operators from Delta Force and scuba ninjas from the CIA are operating in Pakistan.

by bonkd November 8, 2009

Parts Ninja

Someone, anyone who sneaks into your area and steals parts from your shopstock subverting the system. These individuals can and will rape any inventory levels.

Brandon looks over at his shop stock to see Darnell rapeing his inventory levels and yells: Hey! Isnt that what production control is for?

Darnell turns to Brandon with an evil grin throws a smoke bomb at is feet and disapears into the smoke!

Brandon screams: Damn you Parts Ninja!

by Cr@zy76 October 27, 2011

emo fruit ninja

When you take a knife and start slashing the hell out of your arm because you hate yourself and your life

When i get home, i want to play emo fruit ninja.

by FreakyBoii69 February 22, 2018