A person's nether-regions. Comes from the strange way the Microsoft Sam text-to-speech program pronounces the word "crotch".
by RulerOfNone June 21, 2011
A collection of pornography usually found in a remote location, such as stuffed into the hollow of a tree for later enjoyment.
Billy and I were hiking though the woods yesterday and we totally found someone's porn nest. It was nasty!
by David Orth July 10, 2006
Anthony came, but was distracted letting all his semen drizzle down to his ball fro, forming a cum nest.
by Prime Optimus July 11, 2012
The forming of bedding, for example: doona's and blankets in a nest like fasion to create a comfortable and safe enviorment in which to smoke crack pipes.
Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Damn, I came home from work and she had built a crack nest in my bed.
Are those blankets for your crack nest?
Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
Are those blankets for your crack nest?
Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
by cockstar June 20, 2011
by Ziggy Piggy May 19, 2016
by Snowman2017 February 09, 2017
To cut/pick your toe nails on the couch, then leaving them in a pile on the coffee table for your partner to find in the morning.
Pat: Bill
Bill: Yes
Pat: Bill get down here NOW
Bill: Whats the matter
Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.
Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Bill: Yes
Pat: Bill get down here NOW
Bill: Whats the matter
Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.
Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha
by Monk tha hola the wonk November 06, 2009