A person's nether-regions. Comes from the strange way the Microsoft Sam text-to-speech program pronounces the word "crotch".
by RulerOfNone June 21, 2011
A collection of pornography usually found in a remote location, such as stuffed into the hollow of a tree for later enjoyment.
Billy and I were hiking though the woods yesterday and we totally found someone's porn nest. It was nasty!
by David Orth July 10, 2006
To cut/pick your toe nails on the couch, then leaving them in a pile on the coffee table for your partner to find in the morning.
Pat: Bill
Bill: Yes
Pat: Bill get down here NOW
Bill: Whats the matter
Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.
Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Bill: Yes
Pat: Bill get down here NOW
Bill: Whats the matter
Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.
Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha
by Monk tha hola the wonk November 06, 2009
by Snowman2017 February 09, 2017
Anthony came, but was distracted letting all his semen drizzle down to his ball fro, forming a cum nest.
by Prime Optimus July 11, 2012
The forming of bedding, for example: doona's and blankets in a nest like fasion to create a comfortable and safe enviorment in which to smoke crack pipes.
Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Damn, I came home from work and she had built a crack nest in my bed.
Are those blankets for your crack nest?
Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
Are those blankets for your crack nest?
Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
by cockstar June 20, 2011
by Ziggy Piggy May 19, 2016