An anxiety disorder characterized by extreme fear of running out of Natty Light at any event or gathering, but most notably way too early in the night.
Example #1:
Good god, last night as the party was gettin legit, and I was gettin balls deep in Liz, I suffered from a nattastrophobia attack. I shoved that cock juggling thunder cunt to the floor and ran to the fridge ass naked to find six fresh cases. I love my roommates.
Good god, last night as the party was gettin legit, and I was gettin balls deep in Liz, I suffered from a nattastrophobia attack. I shoved that cock juggling thunder cunt to the floor and ran to the fridge ass naked to find six fresh cases. I love my roommates.
by Big Rabes April 10, 2009
Get the Nattastrophobia mug.man, you're one hell of a dumbass. low alcohol content? you obviously haven't drank natty ice, or looked at the can. natty ice has 5.9% alcohol, a lot more than your average beer.
man, if i were to give you a glass of natty ice, and a glass of my piss, you couldn't taist the difference.
by zack December 29, 2004
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The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.
For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.
Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?
Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.
Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?
Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.
Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010
Get the Natty to Slampiece Ratio mug.The art of combining karaoke and consumption of large quantities of cheap beer. The more Natty Light you consume on karaoke night, the better everyone looks and sounds.
Last night we went to the Buckaneer Bar in Tulsa for Karaoke night. We made it Nattyoke Night.
After splitting many buckets of Natty Light, I thought I was Charlie Sheen combined with Young MC. I felt the need to perform Bust a Move and all of the women looked like Bree Olson but sang like the 90s Whitney Houston.
After splitting many buckets of Natty Light, I thought I was Charlie Sheen combined with Young MC. I felt the need to perform Bust a Move and all of the women looked like Bree Olson but sang like the 90s Whitney Houston.
by Imnotboonepickens January 15, 2011
Get the Nattyoke mug.1.The amount of money in one's pocket (always enough for natty) 2. A small savings meant for the purchase of alcoholic beverages 3. A small cache of purchased natty, or alcoholic beverage of comparable quality.
1. Guy1: hey bro, got beer money?
Guy2: yeah man, let me grab some from the natty stash. *reaches into pocket*
2. Guy1: damn I wish we had money for a natty run.
Guy2: no problem, I'll dip into my natty stash.
3. Guy1: I think we're all out of beer.
Guy2: you're forgetting the natty stash bro. *pulls out natty*
Guy2: yeah man, let me grab some from the natty stash. *reaches into pocket*
2. Guy1: damn I wish we had money for a natty run.
Guy2: no problem, I'll dip into my natty stash.
3. Guy1: I think we're all out of beer.
Guy2: you're forgetting the natty stash bro. *pulls out natty*
by M The Catcher K May 1, 2011
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Nattaphong strong as the mountain himself and the most patient person on the planet who Waits for the right moment to strike it's target
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