quiet narwhal

1. Showing your middle finger to quiet people down saying "Quiet narwhal people."
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆

I just had some quiet narwhal time with my husband

by Kayah's Fried Chicken May 16, 2022

Narwhal

A narwhal is another amazing and cute version of a unicorn. A sea unicorn if you will. always protect narwhals. You can also dress like a narwhal for Halloween to show your love of them!

Stranger: do you like narwhal?
You: Yeah they’re great! I love sea unicorns!

by Yourmom<333 November 10, 2021

Narwhaled

Surprise anal underwater sex.

" I went skinny-dipping with Jimmy, he Narwhaled me so hard it punctured a lung"

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.

Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.

by MrGhosty December 3, 2021