Dick Muzzle

a person who is not realistic, has a "my way or the highway" attitude when they are clearly in the wrong.

Kathleen and George are being complete Dick Muzzles about the Verizon Bill, I didn't even know we had cable!

by crazybitchesanonymous January 5, 2012

Manchester Muzzle

A tried and tested method of getting somebody from Manchester to shut up for 5 minutes. A muzzle is the name given to a fart filled pint glass placed over the mouth of a Manc and inhaled. Rowey mastered the muzzle in Nottingham taking in a full lung full of Ammo's finest muzzle gas.

Ammo: Rowey.....get your mouth round this manchester muzzle you manc twat!
Manc: Alrate pal gis a toot on that bad boy!

by mart_b November 6, 2006

Boston muzzle loader

When you are banging a chick in the doggy style and then you put Dunkin’ Donuts coffee ground on her asshole and jam it in with your dick.

“Dude, when I railed this broad last night, I gave her the ol’ Boston muzzle loader!”

by Cheddar_411 May 28, 2019

cunt muzzle

1: a woman that has several tampons/or other objects at once in her cunt at once creating a muzzle so that it cant get anymore

2: an electrified barbed wire underwear a girl whose parents are complete assholes wear so that a guy cant get in her panties

1: Wow betty used so many tampons at once that she cunt muzzled herself

2:Wow i went so far with betty but i couldnt get passed her cunt muzzle

by lsw5t9uq43oiut3 August 18, 2008

Dolphin Muzzle

Any human orifice utilized in the act of dolphin-human love making

Laura used turpentine to disinfect her dolphin muzzle after a weekend at Sea World.

by Flipper's Girl November 20, 2009

Pud muzzle

A slang term for a condom.

I put a pud muzzle on to control my spunk recoil.

by writtenonmyvein&thelovebrigade July 22, 2016

Cock muzzle

A male chastity belt that is used because someone can't keep there dick out of trouble

Noah needed a cock muzzle because he was such a whore

by A1day1b2day2 February 12, 2017