Munting

Used to describe a disgustigly dutty girl, derived from a munted-ting.

A: Eugh blud that girl is Munting

B: Trusssss

by CertifiedBadman May 25, 2011

muteing

The act of peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise.

She was right outside the bathroom door so I was muteing.

by g-hack February 22, 2011

Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.

Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.

by kyle cota June 28, 2006

Ambiguous Mating

derieved from the African culture, where a male species exchanges and sucks bodily fluids with another male, creating an excess amount of fluids in the mouth and the uterus of a tran.

Phil says "me, you, Ambiguous Mating!!", Toby replies "yes!!!! EXCHANGE FLUIDS!!!!" Both Toby and Phil "too much fluid in mouth and vagina.....yum!"

by Brendas gotababy April 18, 2007

mating market

Coined and written about by Tucker Max and Dr. Geoff Miller in their book, Mate. The environment that available suitors are available to date.

Dude, the mating market out here is great. There are all kinds of women to go out with.

by Banks712 November 15, 2018

Mutiny

A Mutiny is when you allow someone to engage in penetrative sex with yourself during pirate-esque sorts of role play and then have them ambushed by one or more people in which you proceed to 'take over'.

One evening, Jenny thought it would be funny to have some friends hide in her closet so she could give her boyfriend a Mutiny.

by atayomics December 3, 2011

muming

this is where one attempts to screw a mother

urgh i saw that kid down the road MUMING his own mum it was filth

by benji haynes June 5, 2005