butt musket

A butt musket is the art of eating whole meatballs and firing them out of your asshole.
Dinner was good lastnight marge but I've been firing the old butt musket all day.
by monkey spunkk December 07, 2010
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Serbian musket

To do a line of cocaine out of a furry Serbian's butthole while he/she uses his/her farting ability to propel more of the powdery substance into the user's nostrils.

coke user: "I'd like to combine my love of cocaine with the smell of a breezy fart."

Serb: "A Serbian musket should do the trick, let me rub my butthole a little bit so more coke can go inside."

coke user: Awesome.
by Muhmurphy February 11, 2008
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fudge musketeer

Lance says to his boyfriend "You are the BEST fudge musketeer to bareback me in a long time!"
by Fudge Musketeer August 02, 2006
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Yogurt musket

A device used to launch creamy baby yogurt to its intended location. Aka a mans dick, and/or crank.
Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.

While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.
by Schmitty1127 July 02, 2021
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Frosted Musketeer

After cumming up your girl's poop shute, she shits out a frost covered turd.
My girl left a Frosted Musketeer on my roommate's pillow.
by brewdogg December 27, 2009
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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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nut musket

by jcstreetz December 26, 2015
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