Munter

Most often used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.

Sometimes pronounced "mun'er" with a Glottal stop in scotland

I widnae dae her, she's a fuckin' munter!

by harvey May 13, 2005

Stealth Munter

A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.

"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "

by Russell November 13, 2003

Muntered

A person who has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or recreational drugs. Sometimes exhibiting unwelcome behaviour. Often associated with punk or anarchist subcultures. See Munter

1. Dave is so fucking muntered! We should put him in the recovery position.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.

by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010

Monted

Getting so fucked, dope or dank that you reach a point of no return to the normal world.

I got so monted last night that I do not remember where i live.

by GOONKING June 6, 2014

Face mounted

The greatest sexual act on earth. The girl lies down, and you mount her face from the side, with the top of her head between your thigh. then you just hump her mouth, chin face, while she licks it. The most dominating and pleasurable experience ever. rock on!

I face mounted this girl lastnight! I owned that chick!

awesome bro!

by shinebright October 30, 2009

Munter Hunter

(british slang) A young male who goes out purely for the purposes of pulling a munter.

Gregs got really bad taste in birds, yeah he's a right munter hunter.

by Spanky the monkey November 30, 2004

Ugly Ginger Munter

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.

We ALL know one of these, don't we?

by Dirty Sanchez May 1, 2003