Munting

Verb - the act of nursing your delicate body back to homeostasis. Munting is typically predicated by a wily night out. The kind of night you rarely remember but never forget. Especially when filling out forms that inquire about your drinking habits and you ask yourself, “do I have a problem?” Munting is usually performed by angling one’s body horizontally on a couch, bed, or other cushioned flat surface, ordering takeout for every meal, and consuming infinite content to distract you of your sins from the night before. Typically, one will munt for at least 12 hours to achieve full recovery.

“Yesterday was a doozy, munting is my only hope at becoming a functioning person again”

by Ianmoon June 13, 2021

munt

Verb to munt 1To get completely wasted on one or all of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Ketamine, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together. 2. To stagger around from party to party. 3 Name of soundsystem Tribe of Munt.

Tribe of Munt is a soundsystem

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

Munt

Meaning, a white rabbit looking for food frantically

The cute munt was looking for a carrot

by Brake35 July 5, 2011

munt

(man + cunt = MUNT)
A man who acts like a girl; half their age. (EG: Mannerisms of a 32 year old man would be that of a 16 year old girl) Being fashionable image is more important to them than adult responsibilities. A self-absorbed, superficial man who acts like a little girl.

"Phil has more shoes and accessories than my wife!." "What a munt!"

by Super Chet November 24, 2006

munt

To have sex with a dead body, when at the point of orgasm another person jumps onto the belly of the corpse, causing its innards to squirt out all over your cock.

Let's find a dead lady so we can have a good, old fashioned munting

by Dave November 24, 2003

Munt

a man who acts like a cunt

the munt was bitching because he fucked up his copier.

by valvespout August 29, 2005

Munt

A shit covered post-anal taint.

After the intense gape session, I looked at her munt with satisfaction and disgust.

by TorkLugnutz November 14, 2009