A spooky occurance where a mother has the ability to know what her children are thinking, feeling and what they have done.
by Emily R G July 23, 2008
To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.
Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
by Benny Peme* February 08, 2011
The stomach a future mom gets when she's pregnant. Usually used when trying to decide if a woman is pregnant or not.
1. James: Hey Bill, Did You See Cathy?
Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?
James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy
2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"
Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?
James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy
2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"
by The Groove DJ February 28, 2011
When you and your partner have extremely dry skin or no saliva to make out. Similar to making out with sand paper.
We hooked up last night in the cabin, but it was pretty much a mummy makeout because the air was so dry.
by CookieMonster9 February 11, 2015
by Handy Crappers December 21, 2015
typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.
you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.
by mrbukkake March 18, 2013
Length of time taken by a woman to complete a seemingly simple task when others are waiting.
Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.
Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.
When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.
"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".
"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".
by Julia Dream May 02, 2011