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multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.
Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.
by Fuze Defines April 30, 2007
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Multi-Jacking

Noun The act of pleasuring oneself while doing something else.
My girlfriend walked in while I was multi-jacking. I had porn on the computer and CNN on the TV.
by restaurant refugee December 23, 2008
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multi-accounting

those damn turks are multi-accounting again. I hope the admins ban them
by debildevil October 4, 2008
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multi purpose everything tool

A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.
I used my multi purpose everything tool 3 times while submitting this definition
by Russ Bus April 9, 2006
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multi-task dating

Regularly dating multiple women at the same time. Generally with each of them understanding your not in a committed relationship. As opposed to playing a group of women in which they have no idea.

lol ok my phrase but people are starting to use it and i wanted to make sure everyone knew it was mine.
While multi-task dating, I Ballanced four women at a time. Of course the goal for multi-task dating has always been 7, one lady for every night of the week.
by abysswanderer December 6, 2006
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multi loaf

The act of screwing around doing multiple non-productive activities.
That dimbulbian spends more time multi loafing than multi-tasking.
by Anti-Gen Y February 2, 2007
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multi fucker

someone who fucks multiple people at once or gets fucked by multiple people at once.
That pornstar's a multi fucker
by khazm August 29, 2007
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