Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.

I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.

by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020

Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable snowman cookie than ate it, and got yelled at about my friend

"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"

by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020

Pain and Suffering

Being in school while your siblings are on holidays

i will inflict pain and suffering upon you

by gryffingay December 8, 2022

five finger death punch of war and the world's pain and suffering from hell

Five finger death punch but a bit more extreme

Person 1: 5fdp

Person 2 : NO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OF WAR AND THE WORLD'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM HELL!

by Vos ro dah November 14, 2020

Jesus suffering fuck

An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.

1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.

2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"

by Suzanne38 October 12, 2008

Muffingasm

When one takes a bite out of a muffin that is just so good its orgasmic. They then proceed to straddle someone and start humping them while chewing. Once the muffin is swallowed, the one having the muffingasm jumps up and yells "MUFFINGASM!"

I only had one muffingasm...

by xxfallyxwallyxx March 2, 2011

The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

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The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

Person 2: okay

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 2, 2021