Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

mufflerman

A clean man who puts mufflers and other exhaust parts on cars.

Herb is the best mufflerman in the shop.

by Herb April 26, 2004

muffled trumpet

The result of a person farting with a dick in their butt.

Tom's choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of muffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by Jerry.

by Josh Hudes March 16, 2008

muffleupagus

(noun): a bitch with a huge hairy muff. Be careful with this term, for the bitch's muff must be as massive and hairy as Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.

Evan: Dude Bryan's at it again with those big girls!
Mike: No shit, he loves those muffleupagus bitches!

by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008

Muffled banshee

When your doing your girl doggy style and you ass punch with your middle finger inserting into her rectum and she screams into the pillow like a banshee

Last night my wife asked for something new so I gave her a muffled banshee.

by Ah350z66 September 6, 2014

minge muffler

TO be a minge muffler you will have to stick your fingers into your vagina, make sure there nice and juicy and then surprise a friend of your by sticking them in his or her face...

I going to minge muffle such and such a person.

Oh my god ive been minge muffled.

I would love to smell her minge muffled fingers.

Oh how nice im a minge muffler.

by A lover of words May 15, 2007

ear muffies

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.

fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"

by robyn cason January 21, 2008