muffdiving

The act of eating out rob taylor's butthole.

I was muffdiving last night and found a can of diet sprite.

by Roberta s June 22, 2010

splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..

The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."

by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014

Muffbasket

A slutty or skanky girl, also known as a muffbucket

Dude that girl's such a muffbasket.

by Auto brownboy February 25, 2010

muffran

Kierans muff

wheres muffran

by makit January 20, 2004

muffalo

a buffalo size muffalo such as kevs mom shes good

kevs faulks mom has a muffalo

by +add+ December 1, 2004

Muffalo

When moose and buffalo mate, the offspring will either look like a buffalo or moose depending on the dominent species with one exception; the beard that you see on the moose is relocated to the rear end of the offspring thus they are called muffalo. (see also Moosin).

From back here, I'd say that animal looks like a muffalo.
But, don't shoot it - they'er out of season.

by Cliff Clavin - Cheers March 27, 2008

muffalo

A buffalo with a huuuuuuge muff

On safari with my friends, Loz caught a glimps of an elderly muffalo

by DarkDestroyer January 4, 2005