Muff Fax

Like in the car commercials for Carfax where it has the information on the car like how many owners wrecks and problems. Muff Fax is the info on a girls muff and how many "owners'' or problems like std's or anything undesirable.

Alex: I wonder how many guys she has been with?

John: We need to get some Muff Fax!

Muff Fax by 748134 September 1, 2011

Muff Gust 

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.

A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert

Muff Gust by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011

muff dong 

noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair

Check out that girls muff dong

muff dong by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010

Muff Musket 

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

Muff Musket by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

muff militia 

A group of hansome men who smash pussy and drink alchohol like water.

Omg muff militia men are so savage.

muff militia by Muff man wilbur May 17, 2016

Muff Canyon

A Mountaineer's Dreamy Vista: A large, moist, forested valley, containing many entrances to underground systems which are all quite suitable for spelunking.

"Greetings, good sir. And where is it that you have come from?"
"Oh, I was just visiting Mount Clitoris, at the north end of the Muff Canyon."

Muff Canyon by The McFreudian Elbow September 8, 2015

Muff Mask

A muff mask is the name for a beard that was buried in a pussy long enough to retain the scent of said pussy.

Please remove the muff mask, Sal. It's almost time for supper.

Muff Mask by NIGHTEAGLE11 June 22, 2022