bj moustache

Whilst your woman is giving you oral sex your pubic hair rests on her upper lip, giving the apperance of a full, lush, moustachio. The reason many men shave their pubic hair is to reduce the bj moustache effect.

Mid-Fellatio: You know what? You look good with a moustache.
-Now that's a bj moustache!

by Hlnahomey July 30, 2007

butt moustache

The patch of hair that rests directly above the small of a person's back.

Look at that guy's butt moustache!

by Matt Wheeler September 8, 2006

frosted moustache

cum shot between the upper lip and the nose, usually preformed in the month of december or january.

on christmas eve while sally was asleep, i proceeded to give her a frosted moustache.

by tyler brown, matt brown (aka chongo), and skylar salmen March 4, 2008

Westland Moustache

Anyone who you see in Michigan who has a patchy weak dirt ass moustache has a westland moustache. mainly because everyone from westland even the women and children are trash and hump in dumpsters in the summer for the love of the smell of hot garbage.

hey bill do you see that westland moustache smoking in the carwash as he was washing my rims ? yea i bet he lives in the dumpster behind my apartment complex.

by B- Real June 12, 2009

carolina moustache

Licking deep into someone's bung as though you are digging for gold in the Great Smokey Mountains of North Carolina while sporting a whispy, yet gentlemanly moustache.

*Sauces optional

Oh fuck, I just walked in on Jose giving J.R. a Carolina Moustache!

by Cole Miner's Daughter January 22, 2007

Ginger Moustache

A finger is inserted into the vagina that is currently menstruating. The finger is then withdrawn and smeared across the upper lip of an unsuspecting victim. It is similar to a dirty Sanchez, except in the place of feces, menstrual fluid (blood, mucus and vaginal fluid and traces of yeast).
Can be both a form of punishment or sexual fetish act.

Ex. 1: "My boyfriend is really pissing me off right now, I'm thinking about giving him a ginger moustache tonight after he falls asleep."

Ex. 2: "FUCKING HELL! you GINGER MOUSTACHED me after I passed out last night! GROSS!"

by That Asymmetric girl in the corner February 27, 2008

spite moustache

A moustache grown shortly after a break-up, inspired by the wearer's certainty his ex would have hated it.

Armando grew a spite moustache, even though he didn't want one, because he felt like he finally could after his breakup.

by Morgan Arrija June 11, 2011