Catfish Moustache

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).

I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.

by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008

Velvet Moustache

A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache

I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!

by Goose9 July 14, 2016

glitter moustache

When you snort cocaine but more of it ends up in your moustache than in your nose.

Gary, check yourself before we head back to the dance floor. You've got a glitter moustache situation going on.

by alviere January 5, 2017

frosty moustache

When a gay man releases his specimen on his partner's moustache, giving it a fantastic frosty coating.

Guy 1: So how'd it go with Bruce last night?
Guy 2: What a night! First we had dinner, and then we went to his place and I got an amazing a frosty moustache!

by HippityHoff March 10, 2016

Bob's moustache

The stereotypical moustache of a person named Bob

Someone: he has a nice moustache
Someone else: nah, its a real Bob's moustache

by Supervenom June 10, 2021

Plumber’s Moustache

When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.

I went all time crazy on my girl’s a-hole and earned me a plumber’s moustache!

by Ryfish! January 4, 2019

British moustache

After a girl with braces is done giving you head, pieces of pubic hair pertrude from the braces when she smiles.

Man, Susan gave me head the other night. When she tried to kiss me I noticed her british moustache. Shit was nasty.

by Hentlex August 22, 2019