mountain dew is the best soda

Hillbilly MURICA MURICA NUMBER 1

''MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA''
''MURICAN WORLD POLICE''

by MURICA IS THE BEST 123 October 31, 2021

Mountain Dew Tradwife

Mountain Dew Tradwife, or MDT for short, is an ultra christian propaganda project. Created in 2001, after the September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, to protect the US citizens, MDT has been known to the public thanks to some controversies regarding it’s instagram DMs.
« I hate minorities », MDT texted in a pornographic group chat fetishizing people with dwarfism (its ok tho she’s just a silly girl).

I’ve been targeted by Mountain Dew Tradwife: Im going to hand myself.

Mountain Dew Tradwife is blond

« :3 »

by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022

mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

by burrning asshole December 05, 2010

mountain dew pitch black

THe best NEW soda ever, has a refreshing grape taste.

YO nigga hook me up wi sum mountain dew pitch black!

by donkeykongpuncher September 07, 2004

mountain dew pitch black

Great pop that got discontinued and hopefully comes back. Nicknamed "Nigga Juice"

Man gimme 50 cent i want some nigga juice.

by TacoJohn May 03, 2005

Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast

Popular among transfem and femboys, Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast is a drink that takes the essence of the beloved ikea shark plush and turns it into a drink fun for the whole family during shark week

Ruby the Transfem and Junebug the femboy were drinking Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast for shark week

by MashedPotato445 July 23, 2023

ROCKY MOUNTAIN DEW DROP

when catching your partner asleep and masturbating on them

dude i got my woman back last night when she she wouldn't give me any so i caught her asleep and gave her a rocky mountain dew drop

by madjoker August 22, 2010