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Mopper

Derived from the word, mop; an acronym for "mother on period" or "mother opposing population".

A woman, usually a soccer mom who's very controlling and goes around telling people how to live their lives. This type of person usually starts or gets involved in an organization to stop children unrelated to her or her family from doing or enjoying things that she opposes. Usually these women are obese and care little about their own children. They tend to use the television as an electronic babysitter as they go on rallies to stop other children from enjoying life, because of slight health, or mental risks associated with that enjoyment.

These are the people that go into schools and tell the board to change the school lunches, when they can easily pack a bag lunch for their children, instead of making other children suffer. Also, they will protest schools about soda machines. And explain how soda is "bad" for children.

They can come in packs. Such as friends they gossip about other people with, or friends they share turkey bacon recipes with.

These women tend to also drag their husbands into whatever they do.
Jerry: Damnit, where is my mom?

Rob: Isn't she at that Parents Against Television rally?

Jerry: Oh yeah. Now I am getting beat up in school, and my mom is never there for me. Why does my mom have to be such a controlling mopper?

Rob: Maybe you should quit soccer.
by Ekig March 20, 2010
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Moolery

A man's jewelry, can include watches, bracelets, rings, necklaces, etc. Not to be confused with metro kids and their obsession with shiny objects.
That boy over there has some fine-looking moolery on his neck.
by Veryangryface July 7, 2010
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mooger mobile

a mobile that moogers drive typically used by shliptokes
a mooger mobile is a car driven be moogers
by shliptoke March 6, 2021
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mooger-mobile

Chaim's Chevy Bolt EV also known as lexi
I drove in the Mooger-mobile today
by betzok March 17, 2021
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Mooger

Describes a person who is slow, dumb, or doesn't think for themselves.

Alternatively could describe someone who speaks and thinks slowly.
Guy: Did that guy just walk into a wall? What a fuckin mooger.
by Borborboron April 21, 2022
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spooge mopper

The person that cleans up a porn set after the filming is done.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.
Joe: "Oh man! I finally got hired by the local porn flick company! I'm now on my way to my dream job. Yeah, I am starting out as a spooge mopper on a gay porn production, but I'll be a star soon!"

Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."

Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"
by 2TD September 27, 2015
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full mooner

An ignoramus who howls at the moon because no one else will listen to such stupidity.
That full mooner believes in the tooth fairy.
by DOPLAZA January 26, 2011
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