West Morgan High School

a school where they spend more money on the sad football team than bathrooms

I went to a real West Morgan High School.

by codename: codename January 26, 2017

Dexter Morgan

The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.

Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.

by Demko1104 January 2, 2011

morganville vampires

morganville vampires by writen by Rachel Caine. there are 6 books so far. more to come. morganville vampires deal with vampires. unlike twilight the vampires are bad. but of course a few are good. the story takes place in morganville texas.
main charters: claire danvers(16 year old college student), shane collins(18 year old hottie/badass rebell), eve rosser18 year old goth with a psyco killer brother), michael glass(18 year old sexy musician with a hotter secert then he is), monica morrell(cheif skank)ovlier(evil)amelie(the most bad ass vamp there is), sam glass(micheal glass's grandfather)

sarah aka eve: have you read morganville vampires?
justine aka claire:hell yeah it awsome!shane collins is hott! he's mine you cant have him!!
sarah aka eve: shane is hott but micheal is sexyy!

by mrs.eve glass March 1, 2009

Captain Morgan That Shit

When you do the Captain Morgan Stance at random times and in random places usually for pictures.

Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009

Morgantown

This is disneyland for anyone fresh out of high school. Yes you will spend more then 4 years in Morgantown, more like 5 to 6. You'll switch your major about 3 times and then catch VD from the girl you study with. Drugs, booze, sex, and jackassery all ensues and is completely welcomed by the school(kind of) and the towns people. Nothing like stealing a street sign that says "High St." enough said. LETS GOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS! LETS GOOOOOO DRINK SOME BEERS!

Morgantown is not only a place where Tom caught a wicked STD but also the place he picked up a pound of mushrooms.

by Sunnyside and the livings easy July 29, 2006

The Morgan Freeman Theory

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".

Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)

I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory

by JoeBee January 18, 2008

Piers Morgan

The twat down the corridor

'Piers Morgan was a twat, don't copy him'

by Hannacutebanana October 30, 2019