Mockaccino

Shite ersatz paper-cup instant coffee, usually from a machine or road-side trailer-caff, but delivered with a topping of synthetic styrofoam (E237, E441 or E459) in order to verisimilitudinise your coffee-drinking experience.

"...only mockaccino I'm afraid - it's just out of the machine but at least it's got some rancid dog-spunk on top. Sugar?..."

by Nefeco March 10, 2004

Mockasaur

The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).

Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!

Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!

(next morning)

Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!

Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?

Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.

Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

Mona Lisa smile

A person (usually girl) who are shy and have a small subtle smile.

But the smile is the sweetest thing ever and lights up the room

Person : subtle smile
S/0 :wow I’m just obsessed with you and your Mona Lisa smile

by Idontreallyknow555 May 1, 2022

Moka

1) Moka is a really sweet girl. She'll never stop talking at times, but she's cool anyway. She has a nice sense of style, and really nice hair. It's easy to get jealous of her hair. She is an exciting person and when she smiles she can light up the room. Guy's fall all over this girl, because she's just so beautiful and great!

2) Cofee / Java

1)
Person 1: She's SO Moka!
Person 2: I know right, talk about awesome.

2)

I'm going to go get some moka. want some?

by Maria Skyee;) May 23, 2010

Mona

Someone who is more perfect than perfect

My girlfriend is mona.

by french friezz October 18, 2019

monkaS

A visual expression of the feeling you experience when you have a sense of impending doom in a tense situation.

Often spammed by a helpful but perpetually nervous twitch chat upon seeing their favourite streamer about to make a very high risk play.

Uncle Greg: Alright sonny boy this won't hurt
Little Billy: monkaS

by washedupwilly May 28, 2018

Mankad

Named after Indian cricketer Vinoo Mankad, it's a specific run-out dismissal in the game of cricket. When the batsman at the non-striker's is run out by the bowler before the ball is bowled, due to excessive backing up, he is said to have been mankaded.

In 2007 Gayle tried to mankad Vaughan at Chester-le-Street, but failed and received a withering look for his effort.

by Carino Risagallo May 15, 2009