Someone who spends their life infront on their PC Monitor instead of getting out in the sun.
Implying they get a tan from the Monitor
AKA Matthew Jackson
Implying they get a tan from the Monitor
AKA Matthew Jackson
by DanwillLOL May 10, 2010
Get the Monitor Tan mug.A game within a game where the player has Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club as their virtual girlfriend. She's just like any girlfriend, but she won't leave you over something stupid, and she won't cheat on you, guaranteed. You can talk to her about various odd topics and play games with her...and that's just the beginning.
Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek.
This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off.
There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve.
There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek.
This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off.
There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve.
There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Monika After Story: For that one person in your life who is forever alone, and that one person is you.
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by jeremy August 27, 2003
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Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.
by ginger125 September 19, 2016
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Get the Monitor mug.Most likely a dash of Eastern Europe, approximately 666,666 tablespoons of the high quality cute&sexy mix, topped off with a sprinkle of mental health issues and a splash of vodka.
If you ever come across a Monika in your life, your only option is to either fall in love or run away.
WARNING: Monika will always be an All or nothing kind of girl, and sees the world only in black & white so you NEED to be mentally strong to experience the goddess willing to do anything for your pleasure, or see the devil incarnate herself.
SPOILER ALERT: It's all god damn worth it.
If you ever come across a Monika in your life, your only option is to either fall in love or run away.
WARNING: Monika will always be an All or nothing kind of girl, and sees the world only in black & white so you NEED to be mentally strong to experience the goddess willing to do anything for your pleasure, or see the devil incarnate herself.
SPOILER ALERT: It's all god damn worth it.
''Do you know a Monika mate?''
''Nah unfortunately not, there ain't enough of them''
''Yoo seen you yesterday with a beauty by your side who that?!''
''This girl I've been dating recently bro her name's Monika''
''YOU LUCKY MOTHERF*''
''Nah unfortunately not, there ain't enough of them''
''Yoo seen you yesterday with a beauty by your side who that?!''
''This girl I've been dating recently bro her name's Monika''
''YOU LUCKY MOTHERF*''
by bpttyrty June 9, 2018
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