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foggy monocle

pulling out while getting a blowjob to squirt in the girls eye, mainly as a joke, but sometimes accidental.
So i was with this really slutty girl, i just met her so i thought it would be funny to give her a foggy monocle.

Dude, my girlfriend was pumpin on my dick so hard that when i came i accidently gave her a foggy monocle.
by Dank Killa October 2, 2009
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sophie monacelli

A Sophie Monacelli is a very intelligent girl. They are gifted with numbers and tend to do well in any type of math. They are strikingly beautiful, sexy, extremely gorgeous, and very thicc. They are very kind and have a way with words that will lift any spirit. A Sophie Monacelli is someone you will never want to lose, a type of person you want to always be around. If you ever find a Sophie Monacelli never let her go, they are the goofiest, funniest, most loving type of people you'll ever find and will bring you happiness for as long as you know them.
ian:"I found myself a Sophie Monacelli."
by IwrekdatSoapPu$$69 July 10, 2017
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steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.
“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocleExcuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”
by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021
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Steamed Monocle

One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.
Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!
by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021
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Spanish manacles

“Spanish manacles” are plates of food that are so very delicious, you just don’t want to get up from the table. You’re so unwilling to stop eating the food, that it’s as if you’re chained to the table in manacles (handcuffs).
The appetizers at that new restaurant are Spanish manacles for sure!
by Professor Paradise April 9, 2025
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Shit-Smeared Monocle

When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.
by Acoustic Dinosaur February 2, 2022
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Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.
Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.
by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025
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