monocopulation

to have sexual intercourse with yourself. to (masturbate).

im off to enjoy some monocopulation dude!

by jonjacub December 11, 2009

monoculture

Uncool, unhip version of cosmopolitanism.

Liberal elitist hipster: That is so horrible that MacDonald's is everywhere in the world. They are breaking down indigenous culture and traditional folkways. Monoculture everywhere. (Moments later) It is so wonderful that we are breaking down these backward ways of life in the South and any other traditional culture. We want to spread cosmopolitanism everywhere. I am a citizen of the world!

by Tex in Tex February 21, 2008

Monocep

Slang for the most important muscle in the male body - the penis aka The Monocep.

While many men look to increase their Biceps, Triceps and Quadriceps, I prefer to focus on my Monocep in an effort to truly please the ladies.

by BatmanMuscles August 26, 2013

Monocle

The act of putting ones testicle on a willing participants eye

I played such a brutal game of monocle with molly's mum last night

by BertieQueen April 15, 2015

Polish Monocle

See Arabian Eye Patch

I used to give hoes the Arabian Goggles. Now that I lost me nut to cancer, I give 'em the ol' Polish Monocle!

by Skeeball April 8, 2008

Monoclate

Meaning Scrummy Amazing Orgasmic Perfection better than life itself

My God wasnt that outfit totally monoclate

That desert was monoclate

by msdk November 11, 2007

monocarbon

an angel that fell down from heaven after annoying the "Goddess of Love" for being too loveable by other angels.

"behold! monocarbon is coming! ah..........." screams all the other angels...

by hupia August 20, 2004