project management

The management of projects. Typically, this is all about figuring out what's needed, working out how to satisfy that need, costing it out, doing the job and delivering the product/service or whatever.

Some say it's science, some say an art. Whatever. It keeps a lot of pencil-necks in jobs and forms the bedrock of capitalist growth through cost, time and quality controlled efforts.

If you want an example of good project management, take 5 to figure out how they built a pyramid in ancient Egypt.

Getting a shag out of Estelle requires more project management than I can conjure up. You'd need a Harvard MBA to figure out a route into her box.

by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005

crisis management

Management by crisis is a phrase used to describe the common problem of allowing unexpected events, interruptions, problems, or emergencies to dictate your priorities and actions.

Successfully diffusing a crisis requires an understanding of how to handle a crisis – before it occurs.

To eliminate the worst practice of management by crisis you need to take two important steps. First, you must distinguish between a real crisis, which is something important that requires your immediate attention, and other lesser problems, events, or interruptions that do not qualify as a true crisis. Hence the word Crisis Management.

by Slim Jim Whitman January 23, 2008

Waste Management

When you fuck a bitch next to a dumpster and then tip her in when you're finished with her.

Man 1: So did you ever hook up with that dirty street bag you met last weekend?

Man 2: Yeah, I took care of some waste management last night.

Woman 1: How was your date with that hot guy you met last wee-...damn, what's that stench? And why do you have egg noodles and used tampons in your hair?!

Woman 2: Well, we had some drinks and then he fucked me in the alley and threw me in the dumpster - fucking douche! He said his "needs were satisfied!"

by id0licious September 12, 2010

Minemeet

Pure cringe.

Minemeet is a cringey Minecraft Server :,)

by FakedDuchess518 May 23, 2018

tab management

similar to time management; the ability to manage your tabs before they inundate the top of your browser and make it annoying to switch tabs

Matt: Ugh, I open a new window and before I know it, I have 10 tabs open.

Johan: Learn tab management, friend!

by Rozan January 28, 2014

financial management

In simple terms, financial management can be defined as managing the finance(funds).Basically, it is related with acquisition and utilisation of the funds that is how funds have been acquired and whether these funds have been properly utilised or not .Financial management helps in achieving the objectives of the company like it helps in survival of the company,helps in growth of the company.Many companies get liguidated just because of the reason that they have not properly manage their finace.Moreover companies have scarce resources which needs to be utilised in such a manner which gives more return than the cost.So Financial management is the need of the day.

Financial management is very important for a newly formed company.When a company starts ,it requires a lot of funds which can be acquired from both long term sources and short term sources.These funds can be used in acquiring the assets.But the main concern is that these funds should be utilised in those resources which will give more return.So finacial management will help in giving all answers to these questions

by Pankaj Sharma February 4, 2008

management tape

(Noun) Tape that is two-faced.

It is all "fixed", they used management tape to repair it.

by Cock Holster August 29, 2006