“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”
by Jakemon00 January 13, 2023
a furtive, yet unplanned meeting between two persons in late hours of the night, where topics of no relevant importance are discussed. The aim is to spend as much time as possible with your "date" and figure wher can you find him/her later on.
by Dina R. November 07, 2006
The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.
Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.
by Blizz-tacular January 20, 2009
when a person wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to pleasantly surprise their partner by giving them amazingly good oral sex.
by nfr October 21, 2010
When people abandon their business and/or home, leaving quickly in the middle of the night. Abandoned houses will reveal clues about the former occupants. It is generally considered that people do a Midnight Run because of financial troubles, however it also may be to evade an abusive spouse, or to evade the law.
by truckguy60 November 26, 2010
Slip it in her midnight pocket.
by Maurice Dowdry July 08, 2008
Having to get up out of your warm bed past midnight to poo, but you hold it in until the last minute because you dread the cold air and toilet set.
Joe "Dang I gotta take a midnight poo, but im warm...maybe it'll go away."
5 minutes later...
Joe"Oh crap I gotta take a poo!! get out of my way granny that cold toilet seat is mine!"
Joe (post fecal deployment) "Brrrrrr"
5 minutes later...
Joe"Oh crap I gotta take a poo!! get out of my way granny that cold toilet seat is mine!"
Joe (post fecal deployment) "Brrrrrr"
by YourAwesome! December 08, 2011