Macrocephalous

Macrocephalous means having a large head.

I hate teachers with macrocephalouses!

by Madi3600906521872643 November 1, 2010

microphalise dick

usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid

get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick

by godzilla cock July 5, 2017

Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017

Microphone Head

Look at the top of your head.

Dis Bois head is a microphone head.

by Bottletop69 May 28, 2018

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war

by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020

microphallusing

The act of a manager or supervisor micromanaging your work utilizing "small-dick energy". Micromanagement with an overt sarcasm, ego and know-it-all attitude. This word emphasizes double entendre utilizing the root term "microphallus" and structured to resemble "micromanaging".

Employee 1: "Watchout, that dickhead Mr. B is coming around the office microphallusing again. He really just tried to mansplain simple grade school math to me."
Employee 2: "Yeah, fuck this, i'm going on break early. I'll be back in a week."

by JonSevastra May 11, 2021

Micronophobia

The abnormal fear of accidentally unmuting your microphone during an online class or meeting.

I suffer from Micronophobia, i keep checking my mic every two seconds.

by sralali June 16, 2021