merk

to do something really well, to feel like you've done something really well.

i MERKED that exam!

by wexywebb June 14, 2009

Merk

to "creep on" or stalk people (or a certain person) via the internet, usually on a social networking site like facebook

Dumb chick: "Hey check out this guy who added me on facebook! He's totally hot but it says he's in a relationship so I went to his girlfriend's page and she's so not as hot as me! And then I went to her friends list and she's friends with my ex! So, I checked out his wall and there aren't any comments from her so I guess I won't have to kick her ass..."
Dumb chick's friend: "Bitch, quit merkin'!

by Elsie McElliot June 13, 2012

merked

to be injured.

At lunch I saw Bubba on the chocolate merk container.
When I finally saw his picture on the merk box i knew he was merked.

by yojody April 17, 2011

Merking

A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.

Hey Man... I need merking this machine... my Pepsi is stuck.

by acemanaceman May 29, 2014

Lady Merk

Very hot female rapper from Philadelphia.
Female who murder beats.
Female who raps in English and Russian.

"It's the Black Russian/ and Lady Merk is name/ this girl is a problem/ y'all should polish y'all game."

by Ugotit January 3, 2008

Merk session

To scream or yell out obscene words or phrases as you drive past people walking in your car. Better to merk at hot bitches. Always puts a smile on your face

Mark screamed out "suck me bitch" as we drove by these two girls, it was a successful merk session.

by Herbageman420 June 3, 2009

merk

A word used by idiots in an attempt to spell murk.

Mispellers often begin to flame you if you correct them on the spelling.

That guy got murked on for saying merked.

by schalkefan02 June 25, 2009