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Meat Pattie 

A butchers wife.
"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."
Meat Pattie by manicbubble February 10, 2015
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Meat Toboggan 

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"
I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.
Meat Toboggan by Djmym October 9, 2015

meat burn 

When a nasty Westlake whore in Texas gives you a sexually transmitted disease.
I got meat burn from that Westlake whore Amber!
meat burn by Pissed Schlong December 30, 2016

Meat man 

Sam: that’s real bacon
Dean: you bet it is (points to himself) meat man
Meat man by MishamigoRS November 9, 2019
A fake, phoney-bologna phrase invented by PLUTO TV] to tell the viewer that they broadcast a lot of romantic programming. PLUTO TV gets itat cube,
{wrinkled old douche sitting on a bus}: Why am I throwing thngs all pissily?
It's called a meat cube, and PLUTO TV gets it.
meat cube by Telephony2 January 9, 2023

meat mole 

when a piece of edible meat, resembling a mole lands on your face while eating too fast!
Michael was eating his ribs so fast that when I looked over he had a meat mole stuck to the side of his face!
meat mole by Sambiase February 7, 2013