marathong

The overexposure of thong underwear, typically on women (or men) too overweight to rightfully be wearing such garments.

"That hairy Danish guy is running another marathong at the beach."

"Hey pal, what's with the banana hammock? You trying to win a marathong?"

by revenge_of_tastycakes May 4, 2009

Marathong

When the sweat builds up in a marathon participant's undergarments, the result is a squishy bunching of clothing in the lower regions. The squishing of the undergarment is so tight, it appears visually related to a thong. This phenomenon is known as a "Marathong".

Joe ran so hard at the marathon, the resulting marathong left him immobile for two weeks.

by SN33KYSN33KY February 18, 2009

marathon

when smoking a blunt or a joint, the end starts to run (burns faster on one side than another), run=marathon

Ace: Damn matt, this blunts got a marathon going
Matt Coda: Man! Lemme catch the run!

by AceofSpades705 December 26, 2008

marathon lightweight it

when a player on a Call of Duty game, namely Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, uses the perks Marathon and Lightweight Pro to speed from their spawn to the enemies and quickly kill everyone.

Player 1: "Dude, we just got wrecked!"
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."

by itsthesherf February 18, 2011

march marathon

The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.

Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.

March Marathon

by Centurion224 March 6, 2009

Swansong Marathon

The act of pure adult rated rock n' roll madness for long extended periods of time.

The venue last night was pure Swansong Marathon.

by Clive "The Awesome" October 9, 2005

Marathonalong

a very long sing along that sometimes ends in a death, or two.

I was chillin' with the Athenians one sunny Greek day, when everyone began singing in a marathonalong ....we sang for hours... after two hours Titus couldn't take it and keeled over... then the Persians showed up.

by Smithmada February 22, 2008