Salty Marlin

with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.

i gave my girlfriend a salty marlin, and she nearly took my goddamn arm off.

by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009

New Martinsville

Cultural-less, skoal chewing, gay bashing, retard hick capital of the world. It is filled with the following: gang members with absolutely no purpose other than to sit in a shitty park and hate on different cultures all day, very few punk rockers that even dare to remain...but that will soon leave or set fire to the city, a cop named larson who is a tad gun happy, a few skaters, and even fewer skaters that believe in their roots, The residence of Bob Miller(only cool place to hang out anymore), fusion...which turned to shit, a vast majority of rednecks, and a music shop who's owners know absolutely jack shit about music, and never work. There is no art in this city, it's considered an abomination, instead it worships football. The only way to survive is to create a reputation. I plan to set it all up in flames. It is the scum of the earth, and is in love with it's own bullshit.
If you decide to visit, please leave ur bandanas at home,make sure to bring a knife, and i suggest not talking to anyone. Only safe place is the river or kiedash. only sane place, kiedash.

New Martinsville: If God took a shit...this is where it would land.

by Vincent Destor January 28, 2008

doc martins

Rappers and gansters have shoes skate shoes just to look cool
Doc Martins were designed to kick the fuck out of people who wear skate shoes

No one not even a black dude wants to mess with a Punk wearing a pair of steel capped doc martins

by fencingdude September 20, 2006

Marlin vs. Mullet

A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.

Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."

by the fuuuuck? January 28, 2014

Martins Ferry, Ohio

Martins Ferry, Ohio. The first settlement in Ohio. The city is right on the Ohio River. You go down the highway 1.5 miles and cross a bridge and you are in Wheeling,WV.(love those 304 boys)

"Sparky is a Rider" & "Beat Bellaire, Shred the Reds" Are a few of our High School's Motto's

Martins Ferry, Ohio. A great place to grow up, but once you're grown there's nothing to do and no jobs.

by Capital City Chick Now March 24, 2009

Marrinson

The coolest motherfucker that you've ever stared at.

Marrinson fucked my mom, and fixed my dog...HE'S THE COOLEST.

by Bitch June 19, 2004

Markinski

The Fandom "Shipping" or "sexual pairing" of Two Mustache Gamers "Markiplier" and "Bazinski"

Girl1: Oh My God, have you seen the Markinski pics?
Girl2: OH MAI!!! I TOTALLY SHIP THEM!!!
Girl1: ikr

by Chadz October 17, 2014