Marathon Pedophile

A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.

Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".

Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".

by bigchungus45 June 22, 2021

grundel marathon

Assembling a large army of your cohorts to go on a sexy romp through a densely populated area, the object being to continuously grasp the grundel of the person in front of you at all times. The result is a bouncing chain of jubilant ninnywitts. Knibb High Football rules!

"Hey Todd, I'd be honored if you were behind me in today's grundel marathon!"
"Sure no problem, big guy, make sure u squeeze em hard, and until the pus comes out."

by steven bo-bevin January 12, 2009

Marathon Tuesday

Marathon Tuesday is similar to Marathon Monday in that it is an event involving the consumption of massive amounts of booze.

What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability

Y'all you know what tomorrow is?
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.

by geniusyall October 5, 2011

Boston Marathon

When you get explosive diarea, esp when running.

I was jogging and I Boston Marathoned my pants

by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015

running a marathon

When you become extreamly intoxicated off of captin morgan and passes out in someones trailer. Then that person is awoken by his friends 3 hours later and goes snowboarding. This is know as Running a Marathon

"i wanna run a marathon" said bones

by beef April 17, 2005

pussy marathoner

A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.

Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.

by 2LunchTommy September 6, 2020

cereal marathon

A cereal marathon is when you keep refilling your bowl of cereal while not refilling the milk. Being careful to strain out the milk before each bite so you can keep going as long as you can.

Guy 1: "Dude I've had like 5 bowls of cereal and I've only filled the milk once."

Guy 2: "that's great man...so can you come out to the bar for my birthday party?"
Guy 1: "No sorry I can't. I'm doing a cereal marathon tonight, gotta keep this baby going"

by rterrana691 April 11, 2014