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Malte

A person with a name that was accidentally written without an "H". This said person is extremely dumb and is usually not very good at anything he does. He is the perfect example of stupidity.
"Bro, why you acting like such a Malte."
by ihateandreas September 16, 2021
mugGet the Maltemug.

Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.
PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025
mugGet the Maltingmug.

The malt

The act of killing someone and putting them in the woods. Two weeks later you and your buddy go find it. One of them puts their mouth around the box and the other one jumps on her stomach
by Tower4454 June 26, 2021
mugGet the The maltmug.

Malte

He is the most wonderful persson you will ever meet, he is super down to earth and dosen't thinks much of himself he is the most beautiful persson you will meet. he often gives out free candy to everyone and everybody loves him
malte
by maltetheflexgod January 15, 2019
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malte

This is a name for a booze-loving male person. He does love alcohol, even when he wakes up the next day
His name is malte.

So he loves alchohol
yup!
by Racists FKN SUCK May 27, 2020
mugGet the maltemug.

Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.
by gabsyy January 8, 2025
mugGet the Jan-Maltemug.

Malt

Malt is an acronym for massive ass, luscious tits
Chrale:Oi oi u malt

Jess: thanks char
by Ju1 June 8, 2019
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