maloned

Completely destroying someone: usually by elbow, dragon kick, knee to the groin, or clothesline.

Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers

Did you see David Robinson get maloned? Fuckin' malownage. Malone just maloned his fucking ear of and he was on the maloning floor unconscious.

by Karl Malone May 22, 2004

Post Malone

the best fuckin’ artist out there rn. he heals people with his music. wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for him, and that’s no lie ❤️❤️

“wait, is that Post Malone?”
“yeah, that’s the mf that saved my life with his music.”

by yowtfbro October 21, 2019

[gorge] malorge

More gorgeous than goregeous can be.

The house was gorge malorge.

by Chloe Henrick March 11, 2007

bugsy malone

A gangster musical and movie.

Talula in Bugsy malone is soo much cooler then blousey.

by shaun white is a hottiee April 22, 2006

Post Malone

Sexy young rapper but does different genres of music and also is funny, cute and passionate about what he does

My dad is Post Malone

by Aniyah7116 August 18, 2018

malpresidency

A presidency, the most obvious characteristic of which is maladministration.

I haven't seen things this bad since the Carter Malpresidency.

by ak4mc July 8, 2010

Big Dick Malone

A game played by men, usually after large amounts of drinking. The men compare their dick sizes. The man with the largest member becomes the winner. All of the losers must refer to the winner as Big Dick Malone for the rest of the day.

"Ted became Big Dick Malone after dropping a full nine inches."

by Godbotherer March 29, 2009