Austrian Death Machine

Austrian Death Machine is exactly what you should hear from a heavy band.

- a continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to

- the obvious build up to a breakdown you'll know how to mosh to

- classic sing alongs to pile up and sing along with

- a guitar solo in every song

And yes... never leave out the obvious key component, cliche vocals that sound really angry!

Bottom line, Austrian Death Machine is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won't find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet badass governor Arnold would approve of. The brutal songs include such classics as...

"It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat" (Double Brutal)

"Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?" (Double Brutal)

"Get to the Choppa" (Total Brutal)

"I Am a Cybernetic Organism Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (Total Brutal)"

"If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" (Total Brutal)

"Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" (Double Brutal)

"Come on, Do it, Do it, Come on, Come on, Kill me, Do It Now" (Double Brutal)

"It's Not a Tumor" (Total Brutal)

Austrian Death Machine is a tribute to the great Arnold movies.

You know how I said that Austrian Death Machine's Total Brutal was the best thing ever to be created by mankind ever…I lied. Double Brutal is now truly the best thing ever created on this planet (That is until Keep It Brutal comes out)

by MurderFlakes February 2, 2010

d-machine

Another way to say douchebag. Generally implies a high level of douchebaggery.

Look at those kids from Princeton. What a bunch of d-machines.

by dmachineasdf July 31, 2010

Trumpian Machine

A term describing the racist-fueled class war that is barely but somehow cleverly masquerading as all-American patriotism.

One man’s drive to compensate for his own intellectual inferiority and reptilian emotional ineptitude, coupled with the usual powermongering of the world’s authoritarian dictators, has given birth to the Trumpian Machine whose primary goal is to profit while seeking to crush the American dream of economic opportunity and racial equality by defying the US Constitution, employing ‘divide and conquer’ tactics as old as war itself.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

Piss machine

Another word for your junk

Alright guys i will be right back, i just need to empty my piss machine

by Lysy November 9, 2020

Washing Machine Religion

The washing machine religion is a very epic religion founded by Lucy Sinclair, and co-owned by Lucy Sinclair and Charlotte. It currently has around 5 or 6 members but one day my aim is to have the whole world by part of my religion!

The Washing Machine Religion Is Soooo Cool Omg!😎❤️

by Lucy Sinclair April 22, 2021

sus machine

Refers to Hip Abductor machine at the gym, which involves one spreading their legs against pads as a form of resistance training.

He was caught using the sus machine!

by TheKnight6353 August 28, 2022

dancing machine maur maur

Basically the twice introduction song in just low quality and it's Momo's part, often put into videos with racoons.

Silly lil racoons
And maur maur also gets called Karl from BSD

*maur maur is so silly"

"Where to buy a maur maur"
"It's called Karl u dumb shit"
"Karl and maur maur"
"ok"
Maur maur is such silliness
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by PinchePerro June 19, 2023