Male Feminist

A person who usually sexually inadequate that invades gender equality politics in order to (attempt poorly) get laid. These people kiss the feet of feminists every day with very little reward reciprocated; in fact they are still seen as privileged assholes by feminists.

Dave is a male feminist, he licked my cum out of his gf's pussy in the name of equality.

by nigarkiller123 June 5, 2017

Male feminist

A man so desperate so to touch the female genitalia that he shows hate towards himself and his own gender.

Man, I really need to get my dick wet but every female despises me . I guess I’ll just become a a male feminist.

by SebCrosswel April 26, 2020

Male Order Slut

(n.) sort of like a mix between a blind date and a booty call, it's the skank you dig up for the bro who came to visit your college and wants to get laid.

Guy 1- "Dude, I'm ballin' down to Tha Burg tonight!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"

by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011

male g-spot

The prostate gland, said to be the male equivalent of a woman's g-spot. Capable of producing great physical pleasure with massage or pressure; not too surprising since the prostate gland produces about two-thirds of the "juice" in semen.

It is possible (perhaps more often practiced in parts of India) for the prostate gland to be "milked" resulting in ejaculation without orgasm.

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"So the doctor gave me this digi-rectal exam and when his finger was all the way in, it started to feel really good. Does this make me gay?"

"No, man, it means he hit your male g-spot, the prostate. Every guy's got one."

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by al-in-chgo March 7, 2010

Male Nipple Monger

A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.

Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.

Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!

by ThePrajektProductions January 15, 2010

male skank

an overly obnoxious or boisterous male who might also enjoy showing off his body or acting rowdy,either for attention or because its natural to his demeanor. An example would be a guido, or a hoodrat with his pants around his rump

Kelly Ripa married a male skank!

by kathleeene September 29, 2014

male hooker

A rare being. Usually has sex in the back of his truck. Probably listens to techno music and could rip shirts with his muscles

Well he's obviously a male hooker

by Oh you knoooww April 21, 2015