Loren

Greatest person on Earth. Not Lauren, tho. Loren. Her name spelling is just as unique and amazing as the actual person. She is the nerdiest, sweetest, Hufflepuffiest, most amazing girl you will ever meet, EVER. She has slight obsessions with Harry Potter, Chris Colfer, Glee, Darren Criss, A Very Potter Musical, vloggers and all that is nerdy, but that makes her a million times more totally awesome. She is the biggest Christian evar, and loves equality for everyone. She's smart and has a heart made of butterflies and pure sweetness. She is amazing and the best friend ever. If you get a chance to meet her, your mind will be blown and the world will proceed to implode then explode. She's full of happies and smiles and she has the ability to make everyone around her smile. She's just amazing. She deserves hugs and she's never allowed to frown. Everyone is in love with Loren. Loren is Loren, which makes her the coolest bitch on Earth, God dammit!

Guy 1: Have you met that amazing, beautiful girl yet?
Guy 2: You mean Loren? YES. She is flawless.

by Nerd_Girl_Loves_Interwebz_Fran September 7, 2011

lovense lush

a remote controlled vibrator that women use usually on "Chaterbate" with it being powered by the viewer's tip. the people who watch this and cant afford to tip usually start to beg for the chat to make her have an orgasm.

Guy 1: yo dude, have you seen that sexy teen on chaterbate?
Guy 2: you mean that sexy teen who used a lovense lush with the viewers controlling her vibrator.
Guy 1: yeah here, moans of pleasure made me cum so quickly.
Guy 2: yeah me too!

by the porn expert September 25, 2020

lorena

shy at first but when she trusts you she's very open. a whore for memes. dark humor sometimes. everyone says shes pretty and has a fat ass and some nice anime tiddies but she doesn't believe it because she's been through a lot.

yooooo lorena got them dANK memes hit her up

by whoreformemes June 13, 2018

Lorenzo

Very sexy, knowledgeable person with massive cock

Lorenzo looks very sexy today

by Lorenzoissexy January 1, 2021

Lorenzo

MC Ren's real name. Lorenzo Patterson.

hence the lyrics from the N.W.A. song.

"You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rolling in the Benzo"-from N.W.A.'s Fuck Tha Police

by brycefromcali January 10, 2008

Loren

Loren is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen

Jared luvs ya Loren:):)

by Jared December 13, 2004

Lorenzos

Slang term for a set of rims (usually chrome) manufactured by "Lorinser".

Every time I come around yo' city/bling bling/Pinky ring worth about 50/bling bling/Every time I buy a new ride/bling bling/Lorenzos on Yokohama tires/bling bling

by acuraracer July 10, 2003