check engine light

The ultimate cock-block when you A. Need to get your car inspected or B. Need to sell your car. Generally, it means a sensor is tripped that indicates a faulty part, but it usually doesn't affect the overall operation of the car.

Potential Buyer: "So how much do you want for this car?"

You: "I'll take $5000 for it."

Former Potential Buyer: "Wait... the Check Engine Light is on, never mind."

You: "fuck..."

by iraqvet2009 August 30, 2010

Light Switch

A man/woman who is easily turned on or aroused.

The girl saw me naked and was turned on faster than a light switch.

by Serah-xmhmm March 6, 2008

Lighthouse Point

The "mini Palm Beach." A small city on the East coast of South Florida known for its affluent population and low diversity. The typical Lighthouse Point person is in their 50's, already retired, plays squash, has two boats, and spends his free time at the Lighthouse Point yacht club. He is married with a blonde trophy wife, and has two kids who go to prep school.

Contrasts with Boca Raton because of its extremely low Jewish population. LHP could be the WASPiest city in Florida.

Kids tend to either go the preppy route or the surfer route, or a mix of both.

Also notable for its highly attractive female population, rampant cocaine use amongst the youth, and wealthy New Englander's who have summer houses in Lighthouse Point.

Look at that kid with seer-sucker pants, brooks brothers polo, and sperrys. Typical Lighthouse Point brat.

by TrinityBantams May 30, 2011

Light Yagami

The main character in the anime/manga series Death Note. Killed criminals with his Death Note, and is called Kira, which is the engrish way Japanese people say killer. Has a god complex and eats potato chips in an epic manner. Was once handcuffed to his arch rival, L, for a prolonged period of time. Some fangirls believe buttsecks ensued. Eventually got owned by the shinigami Ryuk, because he no longer supplied adequate lulz for the bored god of death.

Light Yagami is gay, because Yagami spelled backwards is Imagay, or I'm a gay, thus proving homosexuality to be genetic.

by Goddess_Freya May 5, 2008

funky lighter

A term coined by Farrin and Mitchell on June 28, 2009 to desbribe a functional pot head that is not a stoner.

Mitchell and Farrin (in unison)- All the politicians need to hot box a room so their view on the world is a lot better.

Politician- You guys are just stoners.

--No were just funky lighters =)

by fkmv4life June 28, 2009

Light Work

Easy,Simple; Without breaking a sweat.

1. Jayson: Yo you gonna go bag that shorty over there?
Jeff: Man that's Light Work
2. Yo that test we had today on physics was Light Work.
3. Jeff: Yo can you make a shot from halfcourt?
Jayson: Bro that's light work *swish*

by Kingkrunkda3rd April 6, 2008

light blubs

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "light bulbs".
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.

{From an email that I recently received}:

Craig,

What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?

Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)

by Telephony March 31, 2015