lizard lifestyle 

Someone who lives life their own way. And, it's a cool way (or, so they think).

- "I like picking up gals"
- "You got a lizard lifestyle"

- "He does what he wants, when he wants!"
- "Yeah, he lives a lizard lifestyle"

lizard lifestyle by _MLA_ March 30, 2014

Lizard Squad 

A large group of virgins who think they are cool.

No one in Lizard Squad has ever or will ever be laid.

Lizard Squad by barely amused July 28, 2015

lizard kiss 

A lizard kisser is a person who inserts their tounge in and out of your mouth during a make out session.

Girl1: So how was your first makeout?
Girl2: It was so nasty.
Girl1: Why?
Girl2:He gave me a lizard kiss.
Girl1:Ewww.

lizard kiss by Treeana October 2, 2006

Lizard Squad 

A hacking group that sit's in their parents basement hacking PSN and Xbox servers for Christmas, to ruin everyones time. They suck dick, and shove dildos in their ass.

Dude, PSN servers are down.
Shit bro, Lizard Squad fucked the servers up
FUCK EM

Lizard Squad by XboxSuks April 4, 2016

lizard lips

1. A vagina lacking the naturally produced lubricating fluids

2. A dry pussy

"Bitch, what'd I tell you 'bout pickin' up that KY, yo Lizard Lips finna give me rug burn!"

lizard lips by Lovemuscle January 2, 2009

lizard bag 

When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.

To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!

Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.

That girls twat is a damn lizard bag

lizard bag by zack15 September 22, 2010

Lizard press 

A lizard press is to, press your penis against a window preferably a car window to give the affect of a squashed lizard

Hey I just lizard pressed Clarkie as he was waiting at the lights

Lizard press by UncleNinz December 12, 2018