Jesus Lizard

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

Choke The Lizard

Masturbation, every man does it when his wifes not home, And of course has a HUGE BUSH in his under carriage.

I will Choke The Lizard when i find porn magazines.

by Andy and Dylan December 22, 2008

pit-lizard

racecar groupie,A girl who is only interested in dating or doing a racecar driver.see nerf-bird

check out the hooters on that pit-lizard!!

by dave hays March 12, 2008

Lounge Lizard

An indolent, pleasure-seeking elite corporate employee who frequents lounges, nightclubs, conferences, sport stadiums, travel venues, etc. where elite people gather with party enhancing substances. Their corporate tenures often last two years at most with salaries that are often above twenty times the local per capita. Prefer to be employed within the Tech Sector. Their job descriptions are limited to utilizing magnetic whiteboards, touchscreen tablets, and teleconferencing devices around Harkness tables within movable glass wall systems with space enhancements. Their computer skills limited to to analyzing Business Intelligence dashboards and cyberstalking their dating partners. Often accompanied by private security details when frequenting community parks and playfields in their gentrification neighborhoods. Stiletto sandals and microskirt are practically the required uniforms for HR professionals providing serves to these elite corporate employees. Standard background qualifications include being a trust fund kid of a family office or attended an elite university without any financial aid assistance. They buy their coffee beverages from any barista who live in unaffordable studio apartment near regional transit centers. When large number of these elite corporate employees have to relocate, their ineffectual politicians also relocates. Publicly traded corporations have to offer contract buyouts to layoff or terminate these elite corporate employees.

Check out those lounge lizards at that coworking space. We must be near a tech hub that is promoting "cash is trash" on social media.

Those other lounge lizards live in a building that features a discreet walk of shame door.

by AnotherByteOfSeattle February 25, 2023

pit lizard

a raunchy girl normally found in a NASCAR garage looking to pick up a good looking driver with lots of money.

see whore or skank.

Dude, have you seen Jr's ex girlfriend Kortnie? She's a total pit lizard!!

by hurrikahne July 6, 2004

thrilling the lizard

Thrilling the lizard is male masturbation.

Lee: Where is Carlos?

Dan: I think he is still in the shower, thrilling the lizard.

by Dude2112 July 27, 2008

Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot

Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).

by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016