Donk Limp

A girl's inability to walk in a regualr manner due to the enormity of her posterior, or badonk

"While walking behind A-Train in the hallway, admiring her supple badonk, Trevor noticed that she had a distinct donk limp."

by Hasselhoff Ranger August 27, 2008

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Zach is such a fucking limp noodle.

by Mike Doucet And David Murray May 9, 2008

lumpy tits

Having a lump in your chesticles.

"Mrs Mitchell, the tests confirmed my diagnosis, you have lumpy tits."

by Louise Fox March 21, 2009

limp bizkit

A band, whether they are bad or not is up to the listener.

Guy 1: I sure love Limp Bizkit
Guy 2: I respect your opinion regardless of whether I personally agree with it or not
Guy 1: thats cool I'm glad you're not an asshole
Guy 2: me too

by #gweef December 12, 2015

Limpeh

Limpeh is a highly vulgar word from Hokkien Chinese and adopted into Singlish. Although it literally means "your father," the implication is "I fucked your mother and I have you as this useless son." As a result, it is meant to denigrate the listener which is why often people think it's rude. Of course, some of the cool kids think it is a cool way to say "I" to gain respect or have authority over the other person

Dad: Wa lao eh, 50 on maths eh, always play play, why you don't study like limpeh tell you ah?
Son: LIMPEH don't know ah
Dad: How dare you say "limpeh?"

Ah Beng: Ah Seng, that girl there sibeh chio bu one (very hot)
Ah Seng: Chio your head ah, one sister more chio
Ah Beng: LIMPEH say she chio, she is chio

Random guy: Where's my food? Take so long ah
Waiter: It's coming

Random guy: What time orready ah? KA NI NIA CHOW CHI BAI, LIMPEH hungry, LIMPEH pak to yow, wait 30 minute orready.

Daniel Han (Taiwanese politician): I give them four words! Fang ma guo lai (come at me, bro). Add another words: LIMPEH tan li! (Limpeh waits for you!)

by NYC_Limpeh March 20, 2022

limp-on

When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.

I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.

by Prof. Ed Monds August 4, 2007

Limplement

The act of rolling out new hardware, software, or business processes that fall far short of the original intentions for their use; noun: Limplementation;

When we limplemented the software the first time, it brought our payroll system down for weeks rather than streamlining the whole process.

by Jenny White February 7, 2008