libricating

a combination of lubricating and libation where you lubricate yourself with libations

Pablo spent the whole day Sunday watching football, checking his fantasy team, and libricating himself with a steady supply of vodka. He was plastered by the time the late game started.

by rlestrick December 1, 2013

liniment

an oily ointment for muscle pain

Then she rubbed me all over with liniment that burned like fire.
sentence from: Where The Red fern Grows - wilson Rawls

by Steam San Diego YT September 21, 2016

Libia

A libia is a true friend a caring person a person that will be there for you at all times. She’s caring, amazing, loyal and is there for you when you are at your lowest. You can truly trust them they won’t tell anyone they will keep it forever they won’t tell anyone.

Person1: hey libia can I tell you a secret
Person2: yea sure

“7 years later”
Person1: hey libia have you told anyone about that secret?
Person2: no I forgot about it a long time ago.

by By Tyler862) February 18, 2022

libido-engulfed

When you are consumed by an insatiable appetite for sex/masturbation 24/7 x365.2425 days a year.

Tom: So, I recorded my incidences of masturbation over a 1 week period and discovered that I masturbate 11.4 times per day on average.

Jerry: WTF, dude? Has your mind been completely libido-engulfed? I don't think that's normal.

Tom: You have no idea, dude.

by Bad C dev August 1, 2022

Every pi has a phi lining

The mathematical equivalent of “Every cloud has a silver lining.” When the symbol π reminds millions of math-anxious students and their parents worldwide of their dreaded school math lessons, while the seldom-discussed golden or divine ratio 𝜙 would open their eyes to the beauty, utility, and ubiquity of mathematics.

If more people with a negative experience of school math were told that “every pi has a phi lining,” perhaps math wouldn’t get such a bad publicity among the school subjects.

by Fasters May 13, 2023

liniaso

A huge line of cocaine.

Lemme do a liniaso real quick before church.

by T-Bone760 August 2, 2004

libidotomy

a self-induced procedure usually after a nasty breakup or divorce leaving your heart and world shattered into a million pieces. Symptoms include: increased apathy and passivity to sex, inability to concentrate during sex, and decreased emotional response to sex; basically nothing and no one turns you on.

Laurey: WTF is up with Liz? That Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike is all over her and she is just staring into space.

Rebecca: She must of got a libidotomy with that nasty divorce of hers!

by poser1212 March 8, 2011