jordy laforge

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

physical labor

The act of busting yo ass for cash.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

laport

A rare name given only to people that can take an enormous amount of various drugs and still seek more.
A real laport has an indescribable love for hash, hashies or hasj preferably made in Afghanistan.

irc.quakenet.org #tstp pm laport if you can hook me up with some lsd

by laport October 9, 2008

lavor

beautiful, sexy, flamboyantly entertaining. Large penis

That young man right there issa LAVOR

by dirtyblacknigger May 25, 2021

SCP Secret Laboratory Player

Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.

Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!

by Dookie Fridge April 12, 2022

Labor Day

The first Monday in September. Made to honor the working men and women in the United States, though mainly known for cookouts, parades, days off from work and school (which is usually just beginning) and being the official last day of summer (while the last day is technically Sept. 20, almost every summer related activity shuts down after Labor Day).

Me and my girlfriend had a killer Labor Day weekend. Now I'm depressed knowing I have to go back to work and that Autumn is right around the corner.

by Gaaraofthedamned August 26, 2012

Lahore

A city in Pakistan whose name is half English and half French.

It'll be AT LEAST a couple days before I head back to Amsterdam. I know -- I'll go to Lahore!

by rapmasta February 27, 2004