Sloppy Ja-loppy

Term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both arse cheeks. Alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.

Rylan: “Chook! I need a new toilet bowl after that!”
Timothy: “Aw why Chook?!”
Rylan: “I just done a massive sloppy ja-loppy and I may need to have a shower now!”

by AwYouAreJokin February 13, 2018

lapsy pa

a cork slang word for a retard/stupid looking person

do i look good ?
sure , if your comparing yourself to a lapsy pa !!

by paulcozz January 23, 2007

leppy

(vt) Having a hissy fit and wimping up a Wikipedia entry.

-ies, -ied,

(adj)-ier

Mike made a terrific entry to the Wiki, but some bozo had to make it leppier. What could drive someone to leppy a fellow man?

by 1bigdork July 20, 2008

lappie

Another term for a lap dance

Dang, I want to get a lappie from the pole hoe, but she won't come over here. That pole isn't even giving her money.

by Martin Goya April 19, 2006

lapy

Lapy is when you control someone sexually

"He asked me for lapy!"

by yxngz.r1 May 8, 2018

lappyshunk

An annoying younger sibling or relative.

I'd go to the movies with you, but my parents left me with the damn Lappyshunk today.

by Dude Kahune September 28, 2003

lippy zippy

when someone gets too lippy and you want to shut the person's fucking mouth you say lippy zippy to that bish.

Olivia: YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH YOU FUCKING IDIOT AND...
Me: LIPPY ZIPPY BISHHH
Olivia: . . . .

by ricebeanscats March 7, 2018