James Lance

A comedy actor who deserves greater importance.

It's... James Lance

(People Cheer)

by bsher05 February 5, 2008

Lance

Wouldn’t get a dick surgery so is referd to as “small dick”

“ wow look at lance!!”

“ his names ACTUALLY small dick”

by Nybarb :) June 5, 2018

thermal lance

noun
The sex act of penetrating a male (but not limited to females) with a strap-on covered in tabasco sauce.

I said "no way" when my girlfriend wanted to give me a thermal lance.

by Sneaky Horsey March 20, 2016

Lance Armstronging

In a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb.

Sarah: "How was your night?"
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."

Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."

by Squadra Cagna September 11, 2013

Lance Armstrong

A(person) lying, cheating, piece of human excrement.

Man that guy cheated on my baby sister and then cleaned out her bank account too. All the while she was pregnant with his kid. He is such a fucking Lance Armstrong

by Mike Zo January 15, 2013

Dirty Lance

This is performed when the man takes Lance brand crackers and puts them in the vagina until he can't fit anymore, then she sits on his face and he pleasures her while simultaneously eating the crackers, this act is only completed after every cracker is consumed, but he had better hurry cause the crackers get soggy after to long

I couldn't decide what I wanted to do first eat or have sex so I just performed a Dirty Lance

by Googled Hell April 24, 2017

Lance Burton

To vanish / disappear out of nowhere, missing in action.. no one knows where you went but God.

Friend: you chill with julie last night?
Me: i dunno we was textin then she lance burton'd

by UWUD December 28, 2012