by bsher05 February 05, 2008
by Nybarb :) May 14, 2018
noun
The sex act of penetrating a male (but not limited to females) with a strap-on covered in tabasco sauce.
The sex act of penetrating a male (but not limited to females) with a strap-on covered in tabasco sauce.
by Sneaky Horsey December 11, 2015
In a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb.
Sarah: "How was your night?"
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."
Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."
Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."
by Squadra Cagna September 12, 2013
Man that guy cheated on my baby sister and then cleaned out her bank account too. All the while she was pregnant with his kid. He is such a fucking Lance Armstrong
by Mike Zo January 15, 2013
This is performed when the man takes Lance brand crackers and puts them in the vagina until he can't fit anymore, then she sits on his face and he pleasures her while simultaneously eating the crackers, this act is only completed after every cracker is consumed, but he had better hurry cause the crackers get soggy after to long
by Googled Hell April 24, 2017
by UWUD December 28, 2012