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ass-kisser

A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a hierarchical system (in a corporation or otherwise), and accomplishes this by getting on good terms with people.

'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.
1) That ass-kisser, Peter, is always telling the boss how great he is.

2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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Kosher Meat

Meat defined as "clean" by Yahweh in the Bible (Deuteronomy 14:3-21).
Peter's vision does NOT deny kosher meats, rather by it Yahweh showed Peter not to call Gentiles "unclean".
by Herbert W. Headstrong June 30, 2009
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fish kisses

when two people stand back to back, bend over, pull butt cheeks open, and touch buttholes
fish kisses are how baby fish are made
by pacman666 November 21, 2011
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Kooser

A kiss. A cute way to say kiss while still maintaining one's personal integrity.
Come over here and give me a kooser!
by C.Love January 11, 2008
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kissed by fire

In "A Song Of Ice And Fire" (ASOIAF) (George R. R. Martin's famous book AKA: A Game Of Thrones) and in the Land Of Always Winter, redheads are said to be "Kissed By Fire"
an example of this is when "Ygritte", who when Jon Snow met, at first thought of her to look like a normal girl, like those redheads up in Winterfell, but soon finds out that Ygritte is considered a beauty by the wildlings because of her hair colour, and she's also a genuinely attractive person, so combining the two aspects, a great body, attractive face, not to mention those tits :P and add the red hair, you've got an amazing woman prized by the people beyond the wall. Also of note is that Jon (his surname being Snow) and Ygritte being "Kissed By Fire" has sparked a new little catch phrase for me "Kissed By Fire, Fucked By Snow" :P
by Hansel_The_Pedo December 23, 2013
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A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.

Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.
by 'bridge November 23, 2010
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Virginity Kisses

popping a girls cherry with your tounge while eating her out
Gene Simmons has probably given plenty of virginity kisses
by jordiggernigger September 25, 2011
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