koala punch 

When you are really frustrated at work, and feel like punching a small animal (especially a koala).

John was so frustrated when he got home from work, he koala punched his girlfriend's shitzu.

koala punch by FrustratedAtWork February 4, 2009

Koala Shit

a word used to describe girls when the act cute and cuddly until she becomes comfortable and you learn shes actually an anti-touch person.

Person A- "Bro...she seemed so nice when i met her, we always snuggled and she was so cute, and then we started hanging out and... BAM! BITCH MODE!"

Person B- "Dude... she went KOALA SHIT on yo ass!"

Koala Shit by ayyobro9 May 8, 2011

koala relationship 

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)

PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.

koala relationship by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012

Koala Paw Pat 

A Koala Paw Pat is a self-congratulatory pat on the back given to himself by narcissistic journalist Matt Gelb, aka The Koala. #koalapawpat

Now that's how you do a Koala Paw Pat. #koalapawpat RT @magelb: Six posts over at The Phillies Zone today. Go read them while I nap.

Koala Paw Pat by Dmurph February 22, 2013

Koala Bear Fight 

A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.

Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!

Koala Bear Fight by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019

Koala'd up

When you're under influence of a drug and you get to places without knowing it was possible.

"I did a fair few shrooms and managed to climb a fat conker tree with no branches untill 3 metres up. Still no idea how that worked. Must have koala'd up there"

Koala'd up by theZeni November 16, 2019

koala toaster 

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

koala toaster by gnostic3 December 27, 2019