kettlecornia

a disease you get when you dont eat kettlecorn for a long period of time; also happens when you want it but you cant have it.

I have kettlecornia because I wanted kettlecorn but my friend, jenny wouldn't give it to me!

by kettlecornholic April 26, 2006

Knittle

When you buy a race car and don't ever race it.

Don't sell that car to Dave, he will Knittle it

by QN21 June 15, 2018

Kettle bell

The act of a man's penis being shoved up his own ass which results in a 'handle' of varying sizes resembling that of a kettle bell.

That test was so difficult; I think that I would rather kettle bell myself than take another one.

So after that mother fucker mixed the Skittles with the M&M's I kettle belled him to make things right. Nobody fucks with my M&M's like that....

by I3lasphemy February 21, 2013

Kettler

One who is, or acts like a Cunt.

Man, look at that dude, hes such a kettler.

i was at the club last night, and some kettler snatched my ho!

by Bonzaisushi December 14, 2008

pot calling the kettle black

an idiom, in saying that something is, while the one saying it *is* that thing.

I ran into the conformist at SamGoody with an Eminem cd, whereas I had a Blondie cd. He said I was retarded because I was 'listening to shit.' I replied 'Well, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 30, 2004

kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 7, 2006

kettle hole

a sump in Stony Brook, NY where massive parties go on and people get plastered and have to find their way out of the woods home.

"Dude, you wanna go to kettle hole tonight?"
"Hell no! I always get lost in the woods"

by s-section July 1, 2009