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Get the keyamah mug.A Kenyan Cowboy (KC for short) is a white expat, normally British, who lives in Kenya and and is a living throwback to Africa's colonial era. Despite believing themselves to be single-handedly taking on the African continent with all of its dangers, they are normally observed around the campfire drinking, brawling and telling tall stories of their heroic feats ("I looked the lion straight in the eyes and I swear to you man... the fucker retreated!") They tend to come equipped with safari khaki shorts and flip flops, even when travelling to more temperate countries as they have a staggeringly limited knowledge of what goes on outside of Kenya. Due to their limited vocabulary, the common lingo is a crude mixture between English and Swahili. They are also epitomised by remarkably short lifespans as a direct consequence of ill-conceived, stupefyingly reckless acts of bravado and derring-do.
"Oh, you know Mark?"
"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
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You see.. Keya is a beautiful girl inside and out.Periodt. Fight me if u don't agree. Her smile,her features,her cute unibrow,her huge talent of sketching, her 'uwus', her cute voice.. Just a huge ball of goofiness and cuteness but when she's mad- oh boi u might wanna run. She's a huge introvert with the personality of an extrovert to her closed ones. She never shows her emotions and is great at hiding them. But she shows her emotion through words oh how powerful those words are.. But she is just a simple girl who lover her dogs,her friends,her drawings,her bts meal covers( weird but still cute :3) All this simple girl needs is love, affection and most importantly trust. Sooooooooooo all you need to do is give her a hug and pat her head to make her happy
and you see... Keya is my "lil sista" :)) <33
and you see... Keya is my "lil sista" :)) <33
girl: ayo! do ya know that keya girl??
boy: yea bro she's so beautiful and she's a dog-lover just like me
girl: ikr she's just Keya.
boy: yea bro she's so beautiful and she's a dog-lover just like me
girl: ikr she's just Keya.
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