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Kai

A guy with an absolute MONSTER cock, he will fuck ur shit all night. Ellie's are typically attracted to Kais for one reason. The dick. Ellie's love penis and sometimes experience penis captivus when with a Kai. Kais love wearing grey sweatpants and sending dick pics.
Damn did you hear what Kai did to Ellie last night? I heard they Charizarded.
by Dat boi toi weed smoker April 16, 2019
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Kai

n. (syn: Cobra)

Said to a person of a very distinctive behaviour, presenting signs of strong paranoia and agoraphobia. These symptoms are accompanied by an unfounded sense of honour and pride which makes the subject an annoyance when it comes to understanding him/her.

The synonym "Cobra" is in fact not a synonym in itself but rather a name given to a certain villain group in a certain "Karate" film.

"Cobra Kai never dies".

If you encounter a subject presenting the above symptoms, call the person "cobra" and he/she will reply with unarticulated grunt, similar to sex noise, in order to express his/her appreciation.
"Cobra Kai never dies"

"Stop doing your Kai"

"Oui" - French and Japanese accents all mixed
by kuiksilver February 6, 2010
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Kai

Johnny: ive been out smoking all day
Person; yeah your a proper kai
by Sunshine210 August 4, 2018
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Kai

Kai is the most amazing person that deserves the world. Kai's are often very loving and loyal until their trust is broken. Kai is a person you want in your life, if you don't know one, that sucks for you. Meet one and dont break their trust or hurt them.
Dude 1- What happened between you and Kai??
Dude 2- ....I messed up.
Dude 1- Daaaaamm. Well. Say goodbye to them.
by MothOfTheVoid February 23, 2019
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KAY

1)short for the monetary amount of thousand.
2)short for kilo in measurements.
3)short for "okay"
4)short for any form of a name with "kay" in it.
5)phonetical spelling of the 11th letter in the alphabet, "k".
1) "i've got 3k in the bank"
2) a) "i ran the 3k in the race"
b) "there were 3k of strawberries in that crate"
3) "i'm gonna go out, kay"
4) Kayla, Kaylee, Kayleen, Kayleigh
by ANONGENTRY August 8, 2008
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Kai

Kai , she is very artistic, intelligent, & beautiful. Not to mention she has a beautiful soul & personality . As a friend she is very inspiring and uplifting. She is most definitely the best person to be around. She’s also quiet & shy but when crossed she is very petty .
Kai is so Amazing !!!
by big greedy :) April 18, 2019
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Kai

Alright so I look up my name on the urban Dictionary right? Kai. What do I see? Them being dude names- then when u see a girl.. it’s nothing like the one I am. So just for some straight bomb facts I’m kinda cool not gonna lie. I’m best friends with a carter and he’s pretty lit I like him. Anyway this kai have short curly hair , is mixed and is 5’5. This kai is kinda smart- sucks at spelling- and really good at math- kinda. This kai likes art, and loves sports as well- nor do I suck at either. This kai is a Texan 🤠 and is okay looking like I’m solid 8 so like fight me. I’m a dank person who asks like crackhead and I’m basically in love with my bsf so we have a problem. Btw if I didn’t say this I am a STRAIGHT FEMALE!
Wow is that Kai? She’s kinda a weirdo honestly.
by Club penguin addict October 6, 2019
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