Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 03, 2019
'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.
by George Fricke October 25, 2006
1.)Man, every thing is stuck together in my pants. I'm going to have to do some junk juggling to get comfortable.
2.)Dude, look at that guy junk juggling over there, man he has no pride.
2.)Dude, look at that guy junk juggling over there, man he has no pride.
by chunkifeat June 12, 2008
An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.
1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.
2) The ultimate in greatness.
1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.
2) The ultimate in greatness.
Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"
Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"
Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"
by TheMeltingSnowman June 24, 2011
A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff
by SystemShutDown March 11, 2019
When one’s dick and balls amass around or is enveloped by the body part of another person during the warm embrace known as a “hug”.
Not to be confused with “Junk Smuggling”, which is the being of hiding a sizable package within one’s trousers, however those who are junk smuggling are often junk-snuggling as well.
Not to be confused with “Junk Smuggling”, which is the being of hiding a sizable package within one’s trousers, however those who are junk smuggling are often junk-snuggling as well.
I was saying bye to Erik and I always have to make sure he doesn’t junk-snuggle me. I just don’t know if he does it on purpose or if he just can’t help it.
by Jizzex Platinum January 07, 2020
by DarkerWinter February 02, 2011